09 July 2013

Baconation Bacchanalia

I love Mark Levin...he is so informed; so intelligent...and simply, the man makes sense and I feel that I get to commiserate a little when he vents.  One evening this week he chided a misguided segment of the GOP 'conservatives' who are falling into eddies of religious fundamentalism instead sticking to core principles of freedom and Constitutionalism.  But his comments got me to thinking about something in a way I hadn't really considered before.
When we talk about illegal immigration, it's often in the context and vacuum of what is right and wrong about the system.  We rarely blame those people for crossing the border to find a better life for themselves and their families because...well...you can expect people will do what's in their self interest.  One meme I fall back on is ... if you don't want ants, you don't leave out sugar and water.  The gifts of milk and honey available from our freehearted feds attract everyone in need (or want.)  If we cut off the milk supply and make it less attractive to cross the border simply to get on benefits, then the problem resolves itself, right?
While this may or may not be the best solution for illegal immigration...perhaps it would an effective way to defend from a much greater threat to our nations well-being.

You may or may not have seen the series "V" from the 80's.  Basically an alien invasion story that eventually  ends when Earth-folk figure out how to make a substance that is poison to the invaders but harmless to humans.  I guess it was a riff off the old "War of the Worlds" common cold thing.

But that's exactly what we need to do.  Make our lands so unpalatable to primitives that they don't want to touch the unclean...for what good are spoiled spoils, right?  That's what they want, right...our stuff?

Let me explain.

I notice that Applebee's appears to be free from terrorist attacks.  Among other things, Applebee's makes use of a LOT of bacon in their recipes...to the point where you get bacon on stuff you'd never expect.  But, hey, if it saves one life...

We also need more nudie billboards, more commerce & banking, no acceptance of hijabs on driver licenses, etc.  They can choose to suck a camel or they can come here and adapt to the modern world.

London's street attacks were heinous.  It is clear the ack-bar Mo's are ready to fight and die on principle.  Britons have made accommodations for the foreigners who nearly outnumber them now.  It's a war between barbarians with knives and disarmed civilians.

I applaud the midwestern company that is making bacon-coasted bullets to ensure violent jihadis go to hell.  Go directly to hell.